Molly asked if she could bring her chew toy to the dog park today for “show and bark.”
“Dogs have ‘show and tell’?” I asked.
“Well, kinda, but it’s ‘show and bark’.”
“So you bring a toy to the dog park and then bark about it?”
“Lord no. You bring a toy to the dog park, someone steals it from you, then you run around and bark at them.”