Molly is 99 and 44/100% dog.

We don't know what the other 0.56% is.

 

Molly asked if she could bring her chew toy to the dog park today for “show and bark.”

“Dogs have ‘show and tell’?” I asked.

“Well, kinda, but it’s ‘show and bark’.”

“So you bring a toy to the dog park and then bark about it?”

“Lord no. You bring a toy to the dog park, someone steals it from you, then you run around and bark at them.”

Molly has informed me that she doesn’t find it at all funny when I put my fingers in her mouth or grab her tongue while she is yawning.

Well, I think its hysterical, so ptttttthhhhht!

This morning, at breakfast, I asked Molly if she’d like it if we held a hootenanny.

She said, “Hell yeah!”

I asked her if she knew what a “hootenanny” was.

She said, “Nope, but it sounds like a humdinger!”

I never know when she’s pulling my leg.