This morning I couldn't decide what kind of oatmeal I wanted for breakfast, so I asked Molly what I should have in my oatmeal. She said, "Salmon". 

Yeah. No. I don't think so.

Nemesis (yes, that is his real name) teaches his new little brother Chaos (also his real name) the technique for taking on a much larger dog. You can hear me laughing in the foreground, and Nemesis and Chaos' mom laughing in the background.

This morning Molly told me that I am her "Topgrrrrr". Aparently that is what the kids are calling the alpha dog these days. Go figure.

This morning at breakfast, Molly told me that she's planning on building a Large Doggie Collider. She believes that if she smashes two Great Danes together with enough force she can get chihuahuas to fly out, releasing immense energy.