Molly Sez

This morning, while playing with Molly I said, “Yo! Quiero Doggo Bell?”

She looked at me quizzically, “You want a beautiful doggy? I thought I was perra bonita!”

“I didn’t know you spoke Spanish.”

“Si”, she said, “I think speaking multiple languages shows good breeding.”

I was astounded. “Is that a pun?”

“Yes,” she said, “it is a pun, but look…”

“Wow, you just made a pun!”

"Yes. Yes. I made a pun. But you are avoiding the issue. Am I not your beautiful dog?”

“Si. Molly es  Doggo Bell.”